Passover

I'm not going to pretend I'm pleased about missing out on the Queen's Honours list.

Again.

And yes, I know there's always New Year.

But... Van Morrison and Lenny Henry??

Really?

Van effing Morrison. What did he get it for? Services to being a miserable bastard?

Okay, I like Brown Eyed Girl. 

But Lenny effing Henry. 

What was that award? ABC? Anything but Comedy?

Talk about salt to the wound.

The sooner I complete my 50 years as a selfless, lovable, lollipop lady the better.

I think the community will agree. 

It can't come soon enough.