I think we need to combine Springwatch and Crimewatch.
The sooner we get some of those magpies,cuckoos and sticklebacks behind bars the better.
Come on, general public, there must be a few eagle-eyed hawks out there.
Don't make us wait for the Channel 5 dramatisation .... When Thrushes Attack
Or some BBC3 Stacey Dooley Presents Pigeon Porn effort.
I know a seagull who once nicked my chips.
He's going to be first up against the wall.
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