Sunday, 19 January 2014

Big Up

Have you ever noticed during the booming introductions they give
nowadays at the snooker tournaments for the televis that… no, well,
you wouldn't have but.. anyway... they give booming introductions at
the snook.

And of course they reel off your credentials - winner of this in that
year, winner of that in the other year, runner-up in this, qualifier
in that, reached the quarters then.

The trouble is, if you haven't achieved much worth booming about, what
are they going to say?

That's where they employ the default line "one of the nicest guys in snooker".

Well, isn't that nice?
Proof that nice guys come last.

I'm going to grow some stubble and start gesturing like a rapper.
Hope it works in healthcare.

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