Satdy Neet

Conversation at Tesco, the woman on the till to the customer in front:

Customer: "Are you out tonight?"
Till: "No, I'm staying in and reading 50 Shades of Grey"

"Oh, are you?"
"Yes. I'm going to pour myself a gin and tonic and go straight to the bits with the rope and the masking tape. My daughter has circled all the best bits for me".

"You know, apparently, the writing is poor. All the way through, it's been written really badly".
"Oh, I'm not worried about that. It's typed!"