Hi Tea!

Dear Yorkshire Tea

Would you mind terribly refraining from pairing up your teabags?

The inevitable activity of unpairing that I so frequently have to negotiate has an approximately 4% error rate which causes me to break the teabag.

I needn't tell you of the unpleasantness which follows, but I have been late for work on at least three occasions this week.

There seems to be no reason why bags would need to be paired. 

They are not sausages.

As a single man without a wife to function for me, it has been taking up a good deal of my working day to separate these paired drink units. 

First thing on the morning is a particularly treacherous time to have to negotiate such activity. I can barely walk in a straight line at that time and the potential for a pretty awful start the day is sky high.

I have taken to separating the pairs of teabags on a Sunday evening in a sufficient quantity that will get me through the week. Then if something does go wrong, I only miss a few minutes of Poldark.

But it would be much appreciated if I could avoid the risk of this action when decanting my teabags from the cardboard box to my terracotta tea caddy.

Perhaps you can explain to me why historically this has been done? I'd be very interested to find out why.

Anything that your tech team can do to mitigate or perhaps eliminate this situation from here on in would be much appreciated.

I enjoy your tea leaves but I would rather not see them all over the Formica.

Many thanks