Sunday, 25 January 2015

Off Oot.

What are you doing tomorrow night, John?
I'm taking Sarah to the movies to see Blue Velvet in Middlesborough. It's a film I really like. I have it on DVD
Great. Where is it playing?
I'm not sure, Sarah bought the tickets.
Oh right. But Middlesborough is an hour away so that is a two-hour return trip. And you don't drive!
Yes, Sarah's driving.

So.. you are taking Sarah to see Blue Velvet - a film that you've already seen... with tickets she's bought and you are getting there in a car that she's driving.
Yes, that's right. 
Forgive me.. in what way are you taking her to the movies?

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