Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Bananacops

Dear Anthea
 
Many thanks for your reply on this issue which I think concerns and affects us all daily.
 
I would be happy to become an unpaid volunteer in my local branch in Newcastle Upon Tyne in the interests of the wider community.
I would be prepared to undertake assurances I will not entrap anybody into splitting.
However should they effect such a strategy unprovoked, they will be easy to identify.
A close working relationship with your senior staff will enable me to point out the culprits in real time.
I believe an aggressive strategy of timely reminders in public areas would be sufficient to end this problem within a  matter of weeks.
I look forward to your agreement on this.
 
Best regards

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