I say, I say, I say

I went to see a man about a dog today. 

He had neck pain in every joint. Every joint! That's some neck.

His memory could have been better. "You can't expect me to remember ALL the benefits I've applied for", he said.

And his work record was a bit questionable. He said it himself, "I'm guilty of many things - but looking for work is not one of them".