Friday, 3 June 2011

Unwearable Innocence

Now I don't mind having a drink holder in my car but I keep choking down a glug  that I don't really need at the traffic lights or similar such pause.
And there's never quite the time you need (its' the screw tops), so I always overglug.
 
What I forget is that the swallowing act requires a bit of extra gobspace, let's say oh .. 10%.
A spluttering accident often follows when swallowing on a full trap.
(And when I say full I mean full with outblown cheeks. Proper full).
 
What you tend to discover is that smoothies don't seem so innocent when you are wearing them.

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