There's no need to be like that!

There is some justice in the world.

Gavin Henson is Channel 5's The Bachelor.
Yeah.
Yeeeeah!

Thank god that he never made the career threatening mistake of marrying Charlotte Church (the mother of his 2 children) as then he clearly would not have been eligible.

Close one, Gavo! Well done, mate!

In the show, he'll get to choose which of a dozen women "wins" the witless streak of creasote.
So even before filming begins, we know we have a show that has 13 people who love Gavin Henson.
I have less oily tools in my steampunk drawer.

Once he was just a twinkle in his brother Jim's eye.
In fact, until the chubby songbird gave him a career, he was the forgotten muppet.

Thankfully he has not been deprived of his right to make his two bastard children very proud. Particularly the one who's just had his second birthday.

Go Gav!
Find yourself a Princess. You greasy, greasy, greasy toad.