Thursday, 26 May 2011

Crime of the Century

The headlines announced today the ultimate downfall of the perpetrators of some of the worst crimes in Europe this century. And who has consistently represented the sort of atrocities that history should never endure.
If only Cheryl Cole could have softened her accent, things might have been different.
 
Doubtless we will get the outcry against Geordie accents but it is nothing to do with that. People like Geordie accents. It is well documented in the telesales industry and beyond. No further convincing is needed.
What they don't like is HER voice.
 
And why is she at fault? Because she makes her living with her voice.
She thinks she makes it with hair extensions.
She has lost sight of her limited abilities.
 
She might have chosen to up her work rate. The Americans instantly realised what any English with sanity knew.
Her searingly childish insight is an insult to every sofa-sitter in the UK, and her monotonous whinging is no way to spend a Saturday evening.
 
If you want a transparent whine, go for a Chablis.

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