The Art of Water

What about those kids who couldn't enjoy a water pistol fight without aiming at your trousers to make it look as though you'd wet your pants?
What's the matter with those guys?

Where is that tactic in the Art of War?

You can diagnose a cruel malicious streak through that sort of behaviour alone. WOMEN - work it into the conversation and don't marry those men. You'll save yourself a lot of pain.

Note to self: buy waterproof pants