Every whim catered for.
Every thought anticipated.
Thousands of baskets and trolleys.
Tills as afar as the eye can see.
Expanses of car parks.
Everything you could want,
And delivery if you ask.
24 hours each an every day
But.
But.
They have the smallest doorways in Christendom.
There's no way in that isn't a way out.
You have to drop a shoulder to avoid the charity muggers and trolley wielding chavs.
Please Tesco's Asda and the rest. Broaden your entries. Widen your exits.
Let's have a little door decorum.
