There was one of them there twin documentaries on a few days ago.
I didn't see it.
But apparently it was remarkable. You know the sort of thing.
Identical twins turns out to have exactly the same skin creases. Same politics. Et cetera.
It's amazing how genetic we are.
But I've always been intrigued by those stories that usually involve one of them emigrating to Australia.
I think it only works if it's Australia.
You know the rest of the sort of tale.
One of them gets appendicitis and the other awakes bolt upright with a pain in his gut.
Actually judging by the subject matter of the rest of the film, it probably is appendicitis so that's not a very good example. Let's try again.
One of them emigrates to Australia. That bit's the same.
One of them falls of his bike, that's more like it, he falls off his bike and the other one gets a graze, no that's not right, feels the pain. That's it, he feels the pain at the same time.
What's going on there? These are the studies we need to do.
We need numbers.
We need statistics to support the phenomenon.
We need an objective eye.
In other words we need to record evidence.
So let's get down to it.
Don't delay.
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