If someone else tells me it's Hallowe'en today, I might engrave them.
Of course this is the working week. Monday to Friday. And I am in my first blushing exposure to it.
This is where Saturday is traditionally moved to Friday if it suits scheduling.
So tonight we have BBC1's celebrated 'The ONE Show' celebrating Hallowe'en - you might call it a 'special' if the programme qualified to be called special in any capacity.
So I have a shocking prediction for you.
Don't read it alone.
And this is it.
In 10 years time.
That's 2019.
I predict that BBC1 at 7pm will still be showing The ONE Show.
Wrap up warm.
Forget what I said.
Don't let it blight your life.
It might never happen.
And click here
Good luck.
