Two Things I Can No Longer Stomach and One Thing It Seems I Can

1. Anybody who wishes people "Happy..{insert day of the week here}.

It's not 1984. Grrrr

2. Agonising plinky musical introductions on promotional youtube videos. Grrrr

3. Steamed some asparagus today for the first time - didn't mind it. What's it to you, monkey-face? Grrrr