Saturday, 4 February 2017

Praise It

We wash in it. 
We drink it.
We apply it as a poultice.
It is supposed to cure everything from multiple sclerosis to eczema.
We imagine that it lowers our sugar levels or stops us burning in the sun. 
We put it in yoghurt and then eat it. Or splash it all over.
We open retail units dedicated to it.
We inject it in tissues. 
Some  are thinking of using it as fuel.

And what has it ever done to us?
Simply asked for our obedience. Nothing more.
Is that too much to ask?

As for the rest of it, please stop this madness.
Save the Aloe Vera**



** Warning: possible carcinogen. May cause the shits

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