Diss Likes

4 Things I Like

• The dry bit under cars on a rainy day
• Refreshers (both the chewy and chalky versions - the sweet so good they not so much named it twice but gave 2 sweets the same name. Come on Barratts and Swizzels Matlow, be friendly!) 
• Getting anything out of a tree
  
• Onion 'n' Vinegar Wheelz (Come on Nibbitz, bring them back!)

11 Things That Get on My Nerves

• Opening packs of toilet rolls.
• Anyone who tells me to "make some noise" (and lives)
  
• Anybody who says "We would never have had 'X' without 'Y' ". e.g. We'd never have had the The A Team without Coronation Street. We'd never had had Rambo without Lonnie Donnigan. We'd never have had Emmerdale without Pride and Prejudice. (In music this generally involves the Beatles. In comedy usually it involves Monty Python).
• Car poppies.
  
• Conductors (the pointless humans not the hot metals)
  
• Semiconductors (neither here nor there)
  
• Any movie described as 'gruelling'. 
  
• Chris Evans
• The 'Ready' in Ready Salted. Unnecessary
  
• Singers who call their show "An Evening with..." (Get over yourselves and sings some songs).
  
• Anybody who says "Spoiler Alert" and then doesn't leave enough time to punch them in the face before they speak again.