Abide Without Me - 15 things I could really do without

1. Information about traffic anywhere I don't live
2. Television repeats featuring the sinister ghost formerly known as Leslie Crowther
3. Anyone who thinks pasta should be al dente (ever tried lasagna?)
4. Taxis that U-turn in front of me
5. Rod Stewart
6. People who can't spell lasagne
7. The words tote (I don't know what it means, I think it's either a bag, an umbrella or a bet) and ensemble (too excruciating to say)
8. Earrings on men - we've given it 30 years, it never really works
9. Ads on youTube
10. The voice of POD in Snog, Marry, Avoid
11. Everyone who stops on the double yellow lines outside my local newsagent
12. Beanie hats and everybody in them
13. Prime Minister Boris Johnson
14. Anyone alive claiming to ever have been "technically" or "clinically" dead
15. Hellos on Popmaster