Wednesday, 21 December 2011

You never heard it from me but..

There's been a lot of funny dates recently.
It started with 11 1 11. There's since been an 11 11 11.
Yesterday it was 2012 2011, today it's 211 211.
It's all kicking off.
Next year of course there'll be a 20-12 2012, there'll be a 12 12 12, a 211112. A 21212.
Well, you can make up your own.
There are palindromes, mirrored codes and secret ciphers all over the place.
It's a conspiracy theorist's bumper harvest.

And of course the world is going to end.
According to our Mayan friends 2012 will bring Armageddon.
The Rapture will follow with the good souls ascending into heaven, or as I like to call it .... space.
And the rest of us foraging for whatever the cockroaches leave behind.
So here's my advice... do your Christmas shopping early.

You might take an alternative view of course and save a lot of money by leaving it all until the last possible minute.

It's certainly true that the high street is relying on an unseasonably late rapture in 2012.

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