Can't get those stubborn stains out of your cricketing whites?
Now there a new product from Pakistan.
New "Flood". For really built-in grime.
Have you suffered accusations that should be water off a duck's back?
Do your clothes smell of corruption?
Try new Flood!
Are your pockets lined with dirty cash?
Grubby from having your palms greased at work?
Did you wake up today and find you had betrayed 170 million of your country folk and that they want your guts for garters?
Well haven't we all!
Fortunately now there's new Flood!
Submerge yourself in new Flood and watch your problems disappear.
Your character will come up whiter than white.
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