I am going to save you 3 hours a week, simply recite these phrases over and over again
"There' s no way you should be in the bottom two".
"I can't believe Simon chose you that song".
"Yous should be proud of worz" (slightly snarled and in a manly voice)
And if case you find yourself with time on your hands as a result, bear in mind Channel 5 are happy to fill it with a presumably highly intellectual challenge - Britain's Best Brain?
Who should be get to host such as high-brow affair? Bamber Gasgoigne? Richard Dawkins?
No, Of course not.
Why ask them when Zoe Ball and Jamie Theakston are available?
Maybe if it were Britain's Best Brain on a Stick.
Britain's Best Brain after 10 pints of lager.
Britain's Best Brain after an after-show party.
Britain Best Brain served with a nice chianti.
Maybe then.
But it's not.
It's just Britain's Best Brain!
Zoe Ball.
Jamie Theakston.
Help.
