You know those "Best father in the world mugs"?
Or the plates identifying the "best mother in the world"?
Why it is that when it comes to the printing run, why is it .. that they make more than one?
Is that for everyone who is wrong? So they can buy one too?
I admit the potential market is big for the goods but there needs to be an answer to all these disingenuous mugs.
So I have designed a new range of goods with new phrases: "For the best Dad in the world from someone with questionable judgement" and I also have a range of bone china plates with "To the best Mum in the world given the limitations of my enquiries so far".
I haven’t sold many yet which is a bit worrying as I have a warehouse full.
But Christmas is coming, so get in early, don’t wait till the sales.
Please.
