Friday, 2 October 2015

You've Been Maimed

Although the initial results claimed that nobody was actually harmed in the making of the video clips on You've Been Framed, we now know these assertions were based on short-term anecdotal studies alone. 
It has been revealed that despite the number of repeats and 'Best Ofs' transmitted TV researchers did not follow up on interim or long-term results.

An independent data trawl has produced a new meta-analysis released today with definitive results. This is the broadest survey of its type to date on the subject.

We now know that 36.4% of the people in You've Been Framed clips developed persistent complications (those that do not disappear within 6 months) or permanent injury requiring long-term medication or surgery. 

The cohort has a higher positive predictive value for attendance at Pain Clinics but a worrying 17% have criminal convictions for opiate or pregabalin abuse. 

ITV and Dr Harry Hill has refused to comment.


But I like it when they fall over.

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