Dirty cash

I'm thinking of trying to make a few extra quid.

The quickest way that I've come up with is to scribble a quick diary about me cleaning my flat, possibly add a couple of photos, and flesh it out with maybe a few clips from Wikipedia about the local area before publishing it.

Does that sound good?

Of course, it is all in the branding.

I thought I'd title the work "The Real Downton". That might shift a few copies.

And in the unlikely event of sales not peaking for Christmas, I thought I'd quickly produce a second version.

Called "Rolf's Real Downton".

That should pick up any undecideds.