Tuesday, 19 April 2011

New Things

Number 2
Prep: Desire a plasma globe for 20 years
Fallout: Mental damage from not having a plasma globe for 20 years
Solution: Buy plasma globe today
Results: I own a plasma globe and can now control the entire street with my brainwaves alone as well as getting it to dance along in time with my Chris De Burgh renditions.
Assessment: Belated pass.

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