Friday, 12 March 2010

I, Clairvoyant

I think I know how to increase my psychic powers. I have studied the people who offers these Evenings of Psychic Contact in local halls etc.
They are certain common threads - a single earring, a fake tan, the possibility of a surname that is a Christian name and many seem to be able to increase their powers by bleaching their hair.
Look out spirit world.
I'm booking into a day spa.

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