So two fellas have just made a new world record for jumping a thousand feet off Dubai's new tallest building, and parachuting to gentle safety.
Well, I have jumped two thousand feet from a plane. And that was moving.
So where's my world record?
It shouldn't be a world record because it's high. I want to see the world's lowest base jumper.
Although having just jumped off my leatherette pouffe holding a paper towel above my head, I think I may hold that world record too.
