Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Kindly Bog Off, Cyclops

Do you like free stuff?

Take care.

I have just been offered (by the viewing of my increasingly addictive junk mail), free… wait for it….laser eye surgery.

There are some things you don't want for free.

Piles, a summons, a poke in the eye, a slap in the belly with a wet fish, bread and bread sandwiches, plates of fresh air, blind mice.

I didn't even need to read the small print.

I assume there was a catch.

Probably Buy One Get One Free.