Everyone has a script.
If only doctors could use the same lines as oh ... let’s say judges on some Saturday night reality entertainment show.
What do you think of these weird spots, Doctor?
“Well...you’ve just made this surgery verrry interesting” (Rapturous applause from the waiting room)
Everyone tells me I am a difficult case, Doctor.
“Mrs Turnip, you’ve just blown this clinic apart” (Closest relatives hold up banners of support)
I have a terrible pain in my testicles, Doctor.
“I think we’ve just seen one of the final three”.
Will you prescribe me some antibiotics, Doctor?
Drum roll....two minute pause.....
“One hundred million percent yes”.
Go directly to Boots.
