Up Down, Get out of town

Have you ever put something gently down on the toilet lid, a small hand towel perhaps, to rest it a while, and then gone to retrieve it shortly afterwards and realised the toilet lid wasn't actually down?

No.

No.

I didn't suppose you would have.

Ring Ring the Changes

It looks like finally David Cameron is going to give us a referendum on Eurovision.

There's the 'Ooh Ahh just a little bits' on the left and the 'Diggyloos Diggylays' on the right.

There is a move to get Bucks Fizz to bargain in Brussels, send cheese to the French and Whine to Italy.

We might have an in-out referendum with our left foot first.

It'll be the best and conchita wurst of times.

I feel a song coming on..

Statistical Update

To all those that keep saying that "Age is just a number"

So is weight.

So cut out the cupcakes, fat bum!

Unpredictatpost

Why can't the postman text you as he passes your house?

Then you'll know it's safe to go out.

Box Office

Slightly harsh view from the local cinema....

Not So Long

"I am very sorry to hear that Mike's passed away.

I spent several Improv classes with him and always found his contributions to be top stuff even when for some reason he didn't think he was 'getting it'. We all feel like that of course. None of us really get it. We just get on, get stuck in, worry about it later then try not to.

He was a good laugh, enjoyed a good laugh at the workshops and exhibited one of the great laughs, one where the shoulders come up to brace the face to stop you laughing your head off.

So I am sad for us, and for you but happy to have had the opportunity to spend a little time in his company.

Best wishes"

[Mike passed away this week from lung cancer with brain metastases].

Bloody Elections

It doesn't seem to matter which way you vote.

We still get another 5 years of Jeremy Vine.